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Hello sparkling fuckers! I'm Brittany. female. twenty four. textiles art student. you can talk to me. <3

sunharry:

sunharry:

taylor swift is always pulling the max and ruby face like

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officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

multifandom-nerd:

jolly-reaper:

Mike Wazowski’s wild night out

svveden:

lionhat:

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

a testicle

did you just call your unborn children idiots


&gt;my face when Americans call chips “french fries”&gt;my face when Americans call crisps “chips”&gt;my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”&gt;my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”&gt;my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”&gt;my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”&gt;my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”&gt;my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”&gt;my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”&gt;my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”&gt;my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”&gt;my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”&gt;my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”&gt;my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&amp;J”&gt;my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”&gt;my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”&gt;my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”&gt;my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”&gt;my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”&gt;my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”&gt;my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” &gt;my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”&gt;my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”&gt;my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”&gt;my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

dayzea:

Tonight we bathed in a beautiful spot in the river. We got drunk on blueberry moonshine. We laughed and splashed around and talked about life. Loving this soul so hard.

dayzea:

Tonight we bathed in a beautiful spot in the river. We got drunk on blueberry moonshine. We laughed and splashed around and talked about life. Loving this soul so hard.